Tuesday, April 22, 2008

50 Ways To Lose Your Lover

It was a cute song back then and Paul was such a hunk. That was then and this is now. He's still a hunk and the song is silly but brings back memories of lost youth.

Why do you need 50 ways to lose a lover? Just dump the chump. Is that so hard? You don't have to get on a bus or sneak out the back. Don't answer his text message, tell him to get a life and get on with it. So I have changed the 50 ways to 1.

1. Have Paul write and sing a new melody.

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