Oh! How Do I Hate Thee - Sand Spurs
Let Me Count The Ways
1. They are everywhere in the yard and you cannot eradicate them. Why can't these suckers become extinct?
2. When you step on one in bare feet you need surgery to remove the dumb pricker.
3. They hurt like hull.
4. They get infected - immediately.
5. They sneak onto your socks, shoelaces, pant legs and underwear - ouch.
6. They stick like super-super super glue.
7. They bond instantly.
8. They get between the dogs pads and fur.
9. They have 9 lives.
10. They multiply like mutant rabbits.